Alyred » Only peeks, never a "Hello." Alas, poor Yorac.
AzreiA » Just peeking in.
Alyred » Again... quiet.
Anjelle » ...Wait... Dammit!
Anjelle » Here I am, just contributing to the silence. Tra la. Tra la.
Alyred » Super eerily quiet around here. Just the way I like it. Spoooooky!
Alyred » Though, I have no idea where YOU'VE been.
Ashen » MISTER Alyred - you're still kicking! In a suitably nefarious way! Well done. It's a pleasure to see your updates in my inbox. Keep eviling!
Alyred » Indeed. And NOBODY knows what I've ACTUALLY been up to all these months.. bwahahaha
Anjelle » Evil in silence is far more frightening than any announcement of plotting
Alyred » Perhaps not so briefly after all... But I'm always on IM.
Soror » He returns! But only briefly. -sniff-
Alyred » Hmm, that WOULD be evil, wouldn't it?
jude » the suspense is killing me...
jude » ahhh, the cunning linguist returns...BUT is he merely teasing, maddening us with but a tiny morsel of his blonde wickedness, only to fade once again into the murky cyber depths?
Gloria » I was ... afeared.
J f Z » My nipples just got hard.
Alyred » I truly do not know why it takes my blog 47.6 minutes to load when everyone else on Blogdrive loads pretty quick nowadays. Must be related to the still-broken mainframe of my ruined fortress...
Gloria » Oh wait, thank God. It hadn't finished loading yet. Sorry.
Gloria » ALYRED!
Lilith. » It's been a whole year. Time for an entry!
Soror » Where did you disappear to?
Tubby » The lack of said evil rants makes me want to shed tears. I think by not posting the evil rants, he's actually being MORE evil. What a selfish bastard.
J f Z » I check every six months, just in case there is an evil rant to be had.
Tubby » I still come here... today.
Narcissa » Ha! The assassination attempt worked out perfectly!
Sinja » What the hell, man?
Lilith. » Y'know, you should really update.
Alyred » Wow. People actually still come here?
J f Z » Zoinks!
Gloria » Thank you, Lord Alyred.
Mel » Okay, that dragon you have in your logo above this box? I coincidentally have that tattooed on my right forearm. Hmmm... *rubs chin, raises eyebrow* I must be evil...
Meg » I have the perfect mode of transportation to destroy the world. Her name is Dreamer. She's mean as well and OWNED me this evening. Ican only imagine how deadly she'll be. And yes, after a year....
Sinja » *prod*
Insie » You've been dry lately, too, eh?
Insie » *poke*
Jude » Well, feed it, baby! Feed it!
Alyred » Only because I plot and scheme in secretive solitude now, dear Edna. Never fear, however -- the urge to write is slowly returning.
Edna May » My god, the echo in here is deafening!
Narcissa » Hello, my lordship. La.
Edna May » Hey! You! Get outta my chair!
Jude » *tweaks the demon's cheeks*
Ashen » ...Et tu, Ayanami?
Rae » Hey, kid. Hope all is going well...seems we've both been on a hiatus.
Alyred » *shouts random curses, shakes his fist in defiance*
Alyred » Gah! Where did you two come from???
Dr. God » *Snuggles with the evil guy.*
Gloria » *HUG*
Alyred » Hmm, pretty quiet around here. Just the way I like it. Perhaps now, with most of the spies gone, I will begin posting more regularly again.
Narcissa » If it bothered you that much, damn!
Ashen » C'mon, Al; your public awaits.
Narcissa » Lord Alyred? Where in the Seven Hells did you go? Were you deported to the Bad Lands again? *Tsk tsk tsk* Getting sloppy, my lord. That's something I would do...wait!?
Jude » Really!!! *stalks off severely disappointed*
Sinister Ninja » Updaaaaaaates!!!!
Chicahua Necahual » Hola, happy new year
JesterJosh » how i wish i could pick more than one answer on the poll below... =^]
Narcissa » And Happy Chanukah, for all my Jewish homeslice (Kosher, of course)
Narcissa » Merry late-Christmas, my lord. I hope you do well of stuffing your face in leftover fried pig!
J f Z » Happy New Year. Have a good January, anyway.
Jagged » Happy Holidays!
Lilith. » Merry Christmas, your evilness.
Jude » *gooses the demon* Merry Merry, dark and deadly!
Gloria » Merry Christmas, Alyred.
Narcissa » You won the battle, my Lord. But there is still a war! Muhahaha!... Your not going to hug me again, are you?
Alyred » And... "elven" slaves? Oh my, did someone finally catch my "freudian slip"? haha
Alyred » Of course I was serious. I was correct, too.
Narcissa » And a "rowr"? Don't you mean "meow"?
Narcissa » Hahahahaha...Oh, you were serious?
Ashen » Regarding the "12 Days of Xmas" poll...do elves really come from Rigel-9? Or is Rigel-9 a code name for "North Pole"?
Alyred » You're just jealous that I can wear one and still look sexy. Rowr!
Narcissa » Dear god, man...A THONG? What the fuck are you thinking?!
Jude » !!! ........ okay. Who killed my favorite demon! *exits looking for someone to flay*
Edna May » *claps hands, whistles through teeth* Art!!! I just love culture! It's divine, darling...simply divine! I've never seen a better airport runway!
Ashen » Al, I miss you - post, pretty please!
Jade Thorn » Ooooo I like that voice makes me tingle, do that again hehe
Jade Thorn » Ooooo do it again!!!
Tubby » No, it's Tubby.
Pannie » ALYRED!!!!!!!!!!
Ashen » ...Some of us have WAY too much time on our hands. I name no names, however. Glad to hear from you, Al.
Greenback » I voted for pie 'til it wouldn't let me vote anymore. In all your faces.
Alyred » Of course jellied is an abomination -- that's why I love it!
Ashen » Whole is the only way to fly...jellied is an abomination. Hurrah for T day...hope you're all full and contented!
AztecWarrior » humhumhumhum yerself hahaha I'm back missed me? I know you did <snicker>
Junger » They have it in squeeze bottles now for sandwiches. Terrifying.
FNInsomniac » Canned or fresh?
Alyred » You rotten kids, get off my lawn! *steps in cranberry sauce* Argh! What a waste!
Jude » *sidles in; gooses the dark one; deposits a hefty dollop of cranberry sauce on evil doorstep; sidles out cackling*
Juliet » that's three dolphins today.
Ashen » With a light dijon glaze... *drools*
FNInsomniac » Mmm, sacrificial chicken.
Ashen » Lord...Master...Al...we miss you! *Sacrifices a small chicken, rotisserie style*
jude » *listens to the empty echo of her voice, sings a dirge, exits quietly*
jude » Yeah...and that whip...its sound cracking overhead...every tiny hair on the body standing at attention. Good times.
Ashen » ...Darn it, Master - come back to us! We miss your firm fair hand.
Jude » *nods morosely* ...indeed.
Ashen » ...We'll still be here. Sad, ain't it?
Alyred » Y'know, I was going to make a layout for Halloween and all... but was just too damn busy this year. Perhaps the next.
Pareesha » hellaciously...i like
AztecWarrior » Hahahahaha I love u too sugar. U've been tagged
FNInsomniac » Yay, doom!